我準備和同居一年的女友結婚了， 毫無疑問，她很開心。
現在唯一困撓我的係我未來的姨仔...
佢係一個20歲的靚女。
她喜歡穿緊身的低胸 T-shirt 以及迷你短裙。
她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰，
更摞命的係在其他男人面前她從不這麼做。
如果話她冇誘惑到我，就係我在講大話。
直到有一日，我未來的姨仔Call我，叫我去看看請柬。
當我到時，家只有她一個人，
迎接我的係她無盡幽怨的眼神, 像在說:
我愛的人結婚了，新娘唔係我，
我現在唯一想做既, 就係在你結婚之前，
把我獻琪A。
她在房門對我講：我等你，
如果你決定了，就入來搵我。
當她走進房間的一霎那，
和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的係她眼中的期待。
我呆立了一分鐘，然後做了我當時唯一能做的事,
立刻拉開大門，走向我的汽車。
門外，我看見我的未來太太淚流滿面，
給了我一個深深的kiss, 並說:
我琪A的測試已經pass了，我們可以結婚了...
這個故事告訴我們的係：
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>>把安全套放在自己的車裡，係多麼的重要啊。
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT
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好正既一個故事同埋絕句!
Posted - 31.08.2003 : 04:12:33
