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Posted - 11.11.2003 : 16:54:47

H a ha ha ha ha........I like the definition of "Boss"!

Subject:: Oxford Dictionary

Just received Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.

Please update your online dictionary definitions :

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of
the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believeshe got the
biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet".

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught!

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Dickson
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